100 Reasons You've Been On Too Long
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You know you've been on too long if...'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'if you think that your character name is your real name.'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '1) You frequently kill those door-to-door salesmen because they look a little too much like merchants.'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '2) You know what the merchants look like...'.
You gossip (in common), '5) You answer the phone with "reply" as your first word'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*cackle*'.
Karyna tells you (in common), 'I did that!! :)'.
You tell Karyna (in common), 'you're kidding :)'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You think you can talk to your relatives in washington using gossip....'.
You tell Karyna (in common), '*grin* :>'.
Karyna tells you (in common), 'no.. I'm serious *giggle*'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'what happened to 3 and 4?'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
You gossip (in common), 'hehe'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '3 and 4 equal 7, which is the number of days in the week except at the end of most months...'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*snicker*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'ack!! brb..'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'where there are fewer. Because of this, we have chosen not to include them.'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'that or Kaern can't count.....'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'I think I like that one better'.
You gossip (in common), 'I thought by the time I gossiped it you'd have gotten to 4 already :)'.
You gossip (in common), 'okay fine...chapel, you get 3, I get 4'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '3) You think that slue will come after you if you misbehave.'.
You gossip (in common), '4) You can't count and it's becoming painfully obvious to everyone around you'.
Marinan gossips (in common), '6) You go to work and you think your Boss is Daelin!'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '7) You go to work and your boss IS daelin....'.
You gossip (in common), '8) You walk out of your front door expecting the beggars on the street, a fido chewing up a corpse, and the leather worker's shop across the street'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'No, I have no.8 in real life'.
You gossip (in common), 'hehe'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '9) you walk around the mall, then have to stop, sit down and rest cause you think you're out of movement'.
Marinan gossips (in common), '10) You cast Magic Missile on all the residents'.
You gossip (in common), 'oooh...11) you sit in a bathroom stall in a public place fearing that you could be summoned anytime'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '12) when Magic Missle works on all the residents'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '12) You twist your wedding ring to find out what spell it has on it.'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'er..13'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '13) when you make up lists of how you know when you've mudded too long'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You mean you don't do that anyway Chapel?'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*snicker*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Um....no comment.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'Level 30 hold person'.
Karyna tells you (in common), 'that was so twisted.. I think I love you *snicker*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'or charm'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'Twists his wedding ring (RL)'.
You tell Karyna (in common), 'what was that hon ?'.
You tell Karyna (in common), 'what's twisted, I mean :>'.
Karyna tells you (in common), 'your # on the list :)'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '14) Toes are removable.....'.
You gossip (in common), 'the bathroom stall thing? heehe'.
Karyna tells you (in common), '*laugh*'.
You tell Karyna (in common), 'what are you talkin about? :)'.
Marinan gossips (in common), '15) You drink a red drink hoping for a recall'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when you can only move in cardinal directions'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '16) It works...'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '16) you drink a red drink, and GET a recall..'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'a BAD recall *snicker*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you drink a red drink, and find out it has been recalled?'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '*snicker*'.
Karyna tells you (in common), '*lick* I was just saying that you're so twisted, I may have to love you.. *grin* that's all *tickle*'.
You gossip (in common), '18) you go on a cruise, and slink around in fear of fitzwalter coming around and throwing you off because you don't have the ticket he wants'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Hmm, I love MtDew. Nothing like a cafine rush at 4:30am.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'Dr Pepper, all the way'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'hehe.. 3:30, and Jolt *snicker* *pounces on Chapel*'.
You tell Karyna (in common), 'but hey don't ya love me already? :)'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '*screams and runs for his life*'.
Karyna tells you (in common), '*smile* I yuv ya :)'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '*runs to take Chapel's place* pounce away!!!'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*chases Chapel around the Realm*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '*trips and goes down thanks to a hidden kobold*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laughs*'.
You gossip (in common), '17) every other day you shout IS THERE AN IMM ON?'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '18) Tynain answers....'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you run to your kitchen when you cut yourself, and yell for a cure'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'uhmm.. *ponder* MEDIC!! '.
Drazen gossips (in common), '*smile*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '20) A cleric really comes ..'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '*smile*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '21) and the cure really works'.
You gossip (in common), '22) every five minutes you take a 15 second nap'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'I do that at work Kaern'.
You gossip (in common), '*grin*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '23) every five minutes, you get an itchy, blistering disease :P'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '21) and the cure really works'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '23) you smash your hand and wonder how many hp you just lost'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '23) you con your co-workers'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '24) You worry about running out of mana.'.
You gossip (in common), '24) you travel the entire world looking for guido'.
You gossip (in common), '25 that is'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '26) You run out of movement, fleeing from Guido'.
Marinan gossips (in common), '27) You keeping getting asked for Merrick'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '28) You actually hold Nash in reverence'.
You gossip (in common), '29) you eat a piece of seaweed and think you can breath underwater'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you sac something you are carrying, and someone gives you money for it'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'Every 8 minutes you recieve messages saying, You are hungry. You are thirsty.'.
You gossip (in common), '31) you drink mt. dew hoping that it's a heal instead of a poison'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '32) You try to use whoz to find out whos at home with you..'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You feel funny, after eating parsley, and same-sex co-workers start commenting on your new 'look.
Chapel gossips (in common), '33) You get a magician to enchant you 9mm.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you ask everyone what name they want to be known as when they walk in the door'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
You gossip (in common), 'hehe'.
You gossip (in common), 'you tell them No, that's the wrong password, and kick em out'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*smirk*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'and they try to come in again....'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you black out alot, and blame it on lag'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You start saying 'tell' and 'say', before speaking'.
You gossip (in common), 'hehe drazen'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You go to a shop and ask the shopkeeper to list full'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'you forgot what the 'Start' button is.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You blame your internal ISP for a 'bad connection', when you have a brain lapse'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you have to remember to speak "common" when you're not at home'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'eek, what # we on?'.
You gossip (in common), '40 or so'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh* like 43 :)'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'About 45'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '1'.
- Chapel has advanced to level 7.
- Chapel has advanced to level 7.
You gossip (in common), 'grats chapel'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Yay!!!'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'Levelling and Yapping, good going Chapel'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Not ifd we see you first!'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '46) You multitask while mudding...'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You complete a task at work, on time, and request a Quest Token from your supervisor'.
You gossip (in common), 'you tell everyone not to touch you because it'll ruin your mobmaster'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'Hey.. I do that :)'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'not that *snicker*'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You ask your boss for a mobmaster'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'hehe.. and you complete it on time'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'for have 81 ticks to kill a city rat'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You start nightmaring .. strage little goat-men with funny hair'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'strange :P'.
You gossip (in common), 'those sound like oompa loompas :)'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Oompa Loompa dootlie doo'.
You gossip (in common), 'wow I don't think I've made a chocolate factory reference since 2nd grade'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You hope a vortex will let you shortcut your travelling'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you think to yourself "I am hungry" and "I am thirsty" every three minutes'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'Hey.. I used that one :P'.
You gossip (in common), 'you look at yourself and think Crap, I need an invis'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*snicker*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'you devour 2 loaves of bread to remedy hunger.'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'And one that works'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'your main souce of food are shrooms.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you cast detect magic on yourself to see if the guy next to you has anything worth taking'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You drink a funny yellow beverage, and think you can see invisible people trying to pk you'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You take it anyway'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'and buy it back'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You look for your obituary in the Herald News.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'then yell really loud to try and sell it, or just drop it on the ground and wait for someone to pick it up'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'then chase them with a spiked ball on a length of chain.'.
You gossip (in common), '60) It's 10:00 AM. The first thing you think of is YES! West gate is about to open'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'Or you hope it increases your stats'.
Karyna tells you (in common), 'good one :)'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'you really CAN hold 30 objects and win a fight.'.
You tell Karyna (in common), 'heh'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Your dogs name is Fido.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you actually gain a level, and then complain that you don't get any practices'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*giggle*'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'and it's Beastly'.
You gossip (in common), '65) You go around asking sailors to train your dex'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'heh.. you can have that one, all to yourself :P'.
You gossip (in common), 'cackle'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*tickle*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '63'.
Karyna gossips (in common), ':)'.
You gossip (in common), 'or whatever...I already said I couldn't count...hehe'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You run around checking if people's modem cables are properly installed'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when you and a friend are in a crowded room, you try and ftell so noone listens in'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'hehe.. and get slapped *snicker*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '64) You wear lots of amulets and rings to increase your intellegence.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'ooh.. good one, D :)'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You sit around hoping you're in a safe room'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'SAFEROOM SITTERS!! :)'.
You gossip (in common), 'bah my bathroom one was the best ;)'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'only cause we're afraid to know what goes on in there :P'.
You gossip (in common), 'case you missed it: 11) You sit in a public restroom stall fearing you could get summoned anytime'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*giggles wildly*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'I still think that's the best one :)'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You try to bribe a magistrate to clear your debt'.
You gossip (in common), '*grin*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'nah, we do that in real life'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Skeeve gossips (in elven), 'you don't fear death because you assume you'll respawn in your home...'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You pray to your god to remove your debt.'.
You gossip (in common), 'but when you try to pay the magistrate to get a bounty hunter on someone's ass...'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You pick up a no-remove jeweled item, and actually beg your God for a removal'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when people actually talk in "itc wyn'r beyr..."'.
You gossip (in common), 'hehe convincing yourself that the jewelry is noremove is an impressive feat in itself'.
You gossip (in common), 'cackle drazen'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*giggle*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when you are a seven foot minotaur, but noone knows the difference between you and a dwarf'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
You gossip (in common), '73) A co-worker asks you to help with something, and you reply "Sure, I'll have my cleric char do it for you"'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'When someone calls you an Ogre'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'and it's true'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'actually, I get that all the time...'.
You gossip (in common), 'what a way to delegate tasks'.
You gossip (in common), 'you could never have to do anything ever again'.
You gossip (in common), 'just tell people you'll have your shaman help them out'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You go blind, and think that drinking a magic potion will cure you'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'you speak goblin fluently.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You speak typo :P'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you actually care that it's a gold potion with white swirls, and not the other way around'.
Bashful gossips (in common), 'You people bust be seriously bored'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'bus B left an hour ago.'.
You gossip (in common), '77) You run around nekkid and are proud of it, cause you're a single-class shaman'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'all the sane people left on it.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'heh.. what sane people ? *looks around quietly*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You know...that one...'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'I think we corrupted them all'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'the one behind the rabbit?'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'ooh.. THAT one *nods thoughtfully*'.
11 players.
Hum [ Wa:21 Cl:21 ] Bashful Ivory Tiger PFC
Hel [ Ma:14 Ra:11 ] Khorlan Raage *TIGER*
Hum [ Cl:12 Wa:15 ] Jachyra, Squire of the Black Conclave
Hum [ Wa:20 Ma:17 Th:15 ] Bledsoe Fire Guardian.
Hum [ Th:18 Ma:18 Wa:18 ] Rubicant{Fire/Pyros} CoF. Guardian
Min [ Sh: 8 ] Drazen,graced by Rhina's beauty [NATURE!]
Hum [ Wa: 7 ] Chapel says "Pot...Kettle...Black"
Hel [ Cl: 8 ] Karyna: imp of the Noodle Court *Unity/Terny*
Dwa [ Th: 8 ] Lucretia, the cute!
Hum [ Ma:14 ] Marinan. It's a kind of magic.
Hum [ Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Kaern, iPsDtUDLE'r and noodle-jester black belt
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Poor baster.'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'Language'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'he didn't say it :P'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Baster-that thing used to moisten turkeys in the oven.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'and even if he did, he spelled it wrong'.
You gossip (in common), '78) You're asked to change a light bulb for someone and respond by twiddling your thumbs furiously'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh* you mean those silly Ack-bird thingies? :)'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'and drawing a rune in the air'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You actually believe that 'sleeping' online is all you need in life'.
Drazen gossips (in common), '*smile*'.
You gossip (in common), 'that one kinda hits close to home'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You wiz mark someone to portal and PK them later'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you mean it's not?'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'er.. all the sleeping you need in life :P'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Um.....'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You hide behind parked cars, waiting for your 'prey' to re-pop'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You try to telenet to your local mall.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you believe that with one word you can tell anything about one object'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'I can't take it anymore! *Prances off to the hills*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '*stops realizing he can't prance very well.'.
You gossip (in common), '82) you actually say words like "fuyh" and "uwsfazze uizig"'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Someone gossips (in common), 'you mean ppl dont?'.
1883 years old (3742 hours), created Mon Oct 27 97 08:40:27.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You feel bad of Judicanus.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You actually think that you can cause an earthquake by pointing a stick at something/someone'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'if you met another mudder in real life, and only knew them by their character names'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'Hey.. hehe.. that happens :)'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'I've done that'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'YOU try keeping everyone straight, at a GT *snicker*'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'exactly, and we're all still mudding '.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'hehe.. good point :)'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'wasn't this a "mudding too long" list'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'and you CAN.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laugh*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'New List! You know you've been making a mudding too long list if...'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when the weather changes 4 times in 5 minutes'.
Karyna gossips (in common), ':)'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'when you go through 16 days/nights in 24 hours 'real time.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'Come to the UK, it does it more often than that'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'It does that in Colorado....'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '4, rather '.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'RL is a bad word.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when someone asks you the date, and you say "Day of the Bull,'.
You gossip (in common), 'laugh'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*bounds around happily, showing off her Queen of Typos button*'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'When you wait for the mayor to open the City Gates'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'and tell them when you were last compiled and started up.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'and then kill him for 'fun.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You 'save' before sleeping.'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You wander aimlessly about the city streets, hoping to find some 'good exp zones.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You ask what your effective level is?'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you worry about harassing "newbies"'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'You don't work when 12 year olds kill the neiborhood dogs.'.
Caravaggio gossips (in common), 'leave us newbies out of it'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'work=worry.'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'you measure your age in play hours'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'I have found my Typo King!! *snicker*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'hehe.. you get over the gossip, and actually enjoy making lists of when you've been doing anything too long :P'.
You gossip (in common), 'I have a good one'.
You gossip (in common), '103) Someone tells you to shut up, and you reply JUST TURN OFF THE DAMN CHANNEL'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*laughs hysterically*'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'LOL'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when you get to 103, and don't know it'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'ROFL'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'that one was good'.
Karyna gossips (in common), ':)'.
Caravaggio gossips (in common), 'How come no one brings any good eq to skull top and sell it to the venders there'.
Tavi gossips (in common), 'cause ogres are ugly and stupid'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'We knew you were on your way.'.
Caravaggio gossips (in common), 'Hey I resemble that comment'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
Chapel gossips (in common), '*grin*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You actually post a note to your God'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'You try to change your title'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Um, did that at work...'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You run around asking people for clothes that are better than your own'.
Chapel gossips (in common), 'Company didn't aprove it as 'the destroyer' though...'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'You carry around a bag made of your own corpse '.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'YES!!!'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'and it only holds two potions'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'that would be mine.. I tend to be on the 'smaller' scale of life *smirk*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'both bad recall'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*snicker*'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'right to the Mum-In-Law's house :P'.
Marinan gossips (in common), 'Both recalled'.
Drazen gossips (in common), 'when you actually go looking for your own corpse, and aren't surprised at all when you see it'.
Karyna gossips (in common), 'when you actually get everything from your corpse and then wear it, again'.
Karyna gossips (in common), '*shiver*'.
You gossip (in common), '112) You'd take a shower, or put on some lotion, but are afraid you'll dispel your stone skin'.
You gossip (in common), 'okay I really need some sleep :>'.
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