Coleman

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Coleman (I)
God of Mirth
Demigod
Status Retired
Race Human
Hometown Midgaard
Last Seen May 23, 2006
Immorted AMB I: Sep 1995
DEMI I: Oct 1995
ATTND: April 2003
DEMI 2: June 2003
Following Mirth



Coleman is a Retired/Inactive Demi-God who led the following, Mirth


Mud Contributions:

Current Description:

Coleman is the God of Mirth (and wears funny stuff) 
Coleman is in perfect health.
Coleman is using:

(used as light)     (Shining) a Coleman Lantern
(worn on finger)    (Invis) a Secret Decoder Ring
(worn on finger)    A Ring of Mirth and Love
(worn around neck)  (Boring) a Scoreless Tie
(worn around neck)  (A-track-tive) a Railroad Tie
(worn on body)      a suit of banded mail
(worn on head)      (Lucky) a New York Yankees Ball Cap
(worn on legs)      (Magic) Basketball Shorts
(worn on feet)      a pair of titanium plate boots
(worn on hands)     (Bloody) Black Isotoner Gloves
(worn on arms)      Hair only (the right to bare arms)
(worn as shield)    a metal small shield
(worn about body)   (Fizzing) a 16 ounce Cloak Classic
(worn around wrist) (Rebooting) a 125mhz, 16 meg RAM, 1.2GB wrist computer
(worn around wrist) (Flashing) Wanna Watch
(wielded)           a long sword
(wielded off-hand)  (Sparkling) Wit
(held)              (Chilled) a large Coleman Cooler
(worn with pride)   (Glowing) (Humming) the Medallion of Godhood
(worn with pride)   the Mark of Mirth 
You peek at the inventory:
the All-Important Key to Success


WHO Lists:

Date Unknown:  Hum [     Ambassador    ] Coleman is the TFC Ambassador to MUD School
04/07/2003  :  Hum [      Retired      ]  Coleman: Declared Mirthing In Action.
04/29/2003  :  Hum [     Attendant     ]  Coleman: My Mirth is replete with Dark humor.
05/10/2003  :  Hum [     Attendant     ]  Coleman: Dark Attendant, and quite Mirthy
05/18/2003  :  Hum [     Attendant     ]  Coleman DarkMirth:    Aligned or Maligned?
06/16/2003  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Welcome to the Rebirth of Mirth
07/21/2003  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: I lost 45 lbs on Mirth!  Ask me how!
08/07/2003  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Got Mirth?
08/18/2003  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: AFK or ignoring you?  You decide. *Mirth*
08/23/2003  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Vote for ME, not Schwartz-enegger.
10/29/2003  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman really wishes this title line was a bit longe
11/10/2003  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: There's a Wocket in my Pocket.  *Mirth*
01/14/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Do vampires take their God's name in vein?
04/22/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman has a very high number at the Retirement Deli
05/20/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman is a purple buzzing light...BZZZTTZZAPPPP!
05/20/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Titles like this are horribly uncreative.
05/26/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Sheesh, you type 'who' way too often!
06/01/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Mirth is the AARP of TFC.
06/21/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Mirth.  The other, other white meat.
09/24/2004  :  Hum [      Demigod      ]  Coleman: Mirth.  The other, other white meat.



Coleman's Immortal Profile/Bio:

(Taken from the TFC Website Archives)

From birth, when he was just a lump of Cole, Coleman was raised in a house full of love and mirth. As a Cole-mini, he learned the value of self-reliance, and making one's own destiny. As a Cole-minor, he decided that spell-casting was the path of life he would take. His father was a stand-up comedian who used parlor tricks in his routine, and he wished to master both magic and humor, as his father had done. When his father passed away in a tragic folding-couch accident, the 18-year old became the Cole-man of the family, and began his long journey towards his chosen path. Coleman advanced through the mortal world without alignment, choosing neutrality and independence. As he spread puns and spells throughout the land, he made many friends, and became a Cool-man. Now he has accomplished his goal, becoming an immortal and the master of the pun. He is now an Ole-man, but his charisma, great looks (according to his mom), sparkling wit (one person said so once), and intelligence (more brains in his whole body than you have in your little finger) have not diminished. He's fun to be around, to follow, to beg for mercy, to yell at to shut up, and so on.

Coleman is a God of Good. What does this mean to you, the follower? Well, you ask the best questions, since I was just gonna tell ya. Without further ado:


Trivia:

COLE'S LAWS

(never did actually like cabbage)

You must follow only me (um, guess that's kinda implied).

You must strive to be a Good person, both in your deeds and spoken words.

You mustn't group with Evil, cuz, well, they're Evil...try instead to help them find Goodness in themselves.

If they don't listen or bother ya, prank them (use puns, socials, emotes, ventriloquate spells, anything to bug them).

Rely on yourself and other followers for your development as a person. I'm not an equipment factory, and believe that undertaking challenges by yourself and with friends will help you much more than if I spoiled you. I will, however, offer plenty of opportunities to earn or win equipment.

You should be helpful to neutrals...if they are content with Neutrality, embrace that in them, if they are considering religion, tell them about us.

If you feel like you must PK, go ahead, although to me it seems as though it should be used in retaliation after other methods fail.

Don't whine....have as much fun as you can, that's why we're here (I hope).

This space reserved for future laws.

Coleman is in no way related to Coleman (tm) Corp., makers of fine camping and other equipment. Any similarities are completely intentional. Happy mudding!

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Player Information:


Player Provided Information:

Boyardee
11/18/2001
Coleman was the name of the place he used to work at and where he played from. He said it was the first thing he could think of for a name.