Mr. Tynian's Neighborhood

Written by Rosemark on August 11, 2011.

While Natilena quietly plots to take back her castle
Wish chills with Jubei, and Vale hangs with Spooky.
Sagan and Lestat think Taban and Astrus are a bit kooky.
How fitting Sylvan is at 13(13) Mockingbird Lane,
Macabee, Tokugawa and Blackmist think he’s insane.
Cordir’s hosting a party, Aoide and Rellik are singing.
Boromir pops in for a beer, his ears were ringing.
Abel’s abode is dark, so Ink and Pharuin start a bonfire
It’s no wonder Lord Isolas looks for a new house on the Spire.
Sanitarium and Dimwit hide in a tree, dropping water balloons
on Valentine, Maiali, Kegu and Serena, and lots of baboons.
Kylor takes on Hedschott in a game of Chutes and Ladders.
Moo and Krouk watch, but have to empty their bladders.
Illegal and Troy listen as Daedalus sings in his shower.
Darius chills with Lord Lycron, as Aire rips up a flower.
Arius, Vincenzo, and Lambert use Marian’s pool
Since they all agree Barbosa’s crib is wicked cool.
Amel and Baric are busy in the Nex’
Their neighbors Set and Tes share a new duplex.
Anathema, Szordryn, and Markoon are busy at Smash Brothers Brawl,
Grumbln, Pol, Fidgets, and Portobello taking side bets on them all.
Corri and Slim love to chill with Rufus in his grotto.
Rhab, Tyban, Cremini and Nero love to play the lotto.
Broghan is always keeping to himself,
While Rincewind helps Zahar hang a cute shelf.
Fzoul and Jaerith challenge Costanza and Azilix to Rockband.
Thrall and Soloban host a bbq, and Shilea plays Candyland.
Aster and Zephiel shoot hoops with Ruthless and Mugen
Crash thinks Flamingoman needs several Glade plug-in.
Korran, Eldric and Wistom work on their Fantasy Football
While Myst and Wyvrn challenge Loco to a game of foosball.
Tirpitz, we all know, hates anyone and everyone!
But his neigbor Sharpton always gives him a cinnabun.
Zonaso teases Ashley, and Leo teases Odie.
Penta follows Snuggles cuz he’s a wannabe roadie.
Kabu and Jaeden worship the Lord Nash
While Krivik and Asmodeus flip hash.
Sahara, please have some milk and get some sleeps
Phedre, Eugene and Malgrunt need some Easter peeps.