Smutty Ftell

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I was prowling around looking through my old emails and logs, and found this rather silly session on FTELL one night. Lest anyone think that the Chosen of Fate FTELL was all serious and roleplay and no fun... I give you, 'Scaring Myron With Smut.'

Log is on: 6-20-2002-4-22-pm.txt

You ftell, 'semi afk, writing smut.'.

who follows Cordir

3 players.
Hum [ Cl:28 Wa:15 ] DarkClaw, Fated Star. -= Garland =-
Elf [ Wyld Sorceress ] Lanfear, Chosen Mistress of Magic. *Fate* *Cordir*
Hel [ Cl:29 Wa:20 ] Quarnel: Does this armor make me look Fate?

DarkClaw ftells, '*snicker*'.

You ftell, 'pray if you need anything'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Smut?'.

You ftell, 'Smut.'.

Quarnel ftells, 'smut!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Heh'.

You ftell, 'SMut!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'put me in it!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Cordir, the smut Goddess!!'.

You ftell, 'Uh.... no, Lanny.'.

DarkClaw ftells, '*laugh*'.

Lanfear ftells, '*mutters*'.

Lanfear ftells, '*smutters*'.

You ftell, '*wheeeee!* If they only knew that beneath that Ice Queen exterior...'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Hehe'.

Quarnel ftells, 'lol'.

Lanfear ftells, 'hee hee'.

You ftell, '*snicker*'.

You ftell, 'EEP! Myron's here, change the subject.''.

You ftell, 'and I mean SERIOUSLY.'.

DarkClaw ftells, '*rofl*'.

Quarnel ftells, 'Hi, (smut smut) Myr(smut)on!'.

Myronides ftells, 'Who rocks?'.

You ftell, 'Noctus rocks. :-)'.

You ftell, 'Lanny rocks. :-)'.

Myronides ftells, 'Yeah I'm one bad elf. It's Myronides, darn straight'.

Lanfear ftells, 'rocky?'.

You ftell, 'Ty rocks :-)'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Hello, Myron.'.

You ftell, 'Nyx rocks. :-)'.

You ftell, 'Sol rocks. :-)'.

Quarnel ftells, 'rocks rock'.

You ftell, 'Clue rocks. :-)'.

Lanfear ftells, 'Lanny sucks I guess :P'.

Quarnel ftells, 'smut!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Scroll up, Lanny.'.

Lanfear ftells, '*sniffles*'.

You ftell, '*poke* *Poke* You ftell, 'Lanny rocks. :-)'.'.

at quarnel l

Temple
[Exits: east south]
As you enter the Temple, you begin to feel more relaxed. Your worries 
begin to melt away as you sense the peacefulness of the room.
A blue shimmering can be seen to the south.
(Light Cyan Aura) Quarnel is resting here.

c rift quarnel

You [GS] tell Quarnel, '*POKEEE*!@!!'.
Quarnel tells you (in common), '!!!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'oh yeah '.

You smirk.

Quarnel ftells, 'nice one, Cor '.

You say, 'I said change the subject!!!'.

You giggle.

Myronides ftells, 'just installed a new hd and xp, hmm '.

You poke him in the ribs.
You ftell, 'M... go vis.'.

Lanfear ftells, 'a what??'.

Myronides ftells, 'and in the process forgot ot unregister zmud '.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Anyone want the rest of this lasagna?'.

You ftell, 'I busted ya, and for that, my apologies'.

Quarnel ftells, '136 rift'.

Lanfear ftells, 'I rocking suck!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'I sucking rock!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'I lagging lag!'.

Quarnel ftells, 'Suck rock 'n' I?'.

DarkClaw ftells, '*laugh*'.

Lanfear ftells, '*nod self* Amen!'.

You ftell, 'you're weirdos.'.

You ftell, '*snicker*'.

Quarnel ftells, 'that's irony there '.

Lanfear ftells, 'we come to the right place then! '.

Myronides ftells, 'who got busted?'.

You ftell, 'everyone did.'.

Lanfear ftells, 'OJ Simson.. but thats a while back'.

DarkClaw ftells, '*Groan* *poke Lanny*'.

Lanfear ftells, 'ok ok!'.

Quarnel ftells, 'actually, he didn't =P'.

Lanfear ftells, 'well.. but OJ rocking sucked!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Heh'.

Lanfear ftells, '*nod nod nod*'.

Myronides ftells, 'is it me or does Lanfear have an obsession with sucking tonight?'.

You ftell, 'I can't blame her.'.

Quarnel ftells, 'not just tonight, silly'.

You ftell, 'I know what she's reading in the other window.'.

Quarnel ftells, 'sm...'.

Lanfear ftells, 'shush '.

DarkClaw ftells, '*laugh*'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'SMUT!'.

Myronides ftells, '*ponder* What's in the other window?'.

You ftell, '*sigh*'.

You ftell, 'Smut.'.

Quarnel ftells, 'smut!'.

Myronides ftells, 'oh this is why I was suppose to change the topic '.

You ftell, 'Yes.'.

Lanfear ftells, 'poetry?'.

Quarnel ftells, 'smutry?'.

Lanfear ftells, 'heeh!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'Smutronides?'.

You ftell, '*snicker*'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Heh'.

Quarnel ftells, 'Smutfear'.

You ftell, '*CAKCLE*'.

Quarnel ftells, 'Lansmut'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'SmutClaw?'.

You ftell, 'DarkSmut?'.

Lanfear ftells, 'what does an OM need to do for a rift these days????'.

c rift lanfear

Your soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** Lanfear.

DarkClaw ftells, '*laugh*'.

c rift lanfear

Your soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** Lanfear.

Lanfear ftells, 'THANK YOu!'.

c rift lanfear

Your soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** Lanfear.

c rift lanfear

Your soul rift *** ANNIHILATES *** Lanfear.

Lanfear ftells, 'eww'.

Myronides ftells, 'how much trouble do I get in for violating my geas?'.

Lanfear ftells, 'one !'.

Lanfear ftells, 'one !'.

Myronides ftells, 'aka deathing everyone? '.

You ftell, 'A whole lot'.

Lanfear ftells, 'not 4!!!'.

You ftell, 'don't you feel extra loved?'.

Lanfear ftells, 'I do!'.

Quarnel ftells, 'it's like one, except it's actually four!'.

You ftell, 'have you deathed anyone?'.

Myronides ftells, 'no I was about to '. :)

Lanfear ftells, 'I am a rifting sucker'.

Myronides spanks Lanfear playfully. OUCH!

Quarnel ftells, 'you rocking suck rifts'.

You ftell, 'I think you're sucking up the rifts.'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'I prefer biting, Myron. ;-)'.

Lanfear ftells, ''.

Myronides ftells, 'you are all seriously worrying me'. :)

Lanfear ftells, 'good!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Hehe'.

Quarnel ftells, 'SMUT?'.

You ftell, 'what the HELL is lucretia talking about'.

Lanfear ftells, 'we actually got Myro silent for a few!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'YAY us!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Oh, I'm going up to Michigan over the 4th of July weekend.'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'She's trying to figure out if she'll be home or not.'.

Lanfear ftells, 'michigan sucks?'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Hey now...I used to live there.'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'And my son lives there.'.

Lanfear ftells, 'sucking is a good thing DC!'. :)

DarkClaw ftells, 'Heh'.

Lanfear ftells, '*ruffle*'.

Quarnel ftells, 'depends on the context'.

Myronides ftells, 'normally I'd be making so many jokes here, but you all just worry me this time '.

Lanfear ftells, 'well.. the "lanny sucks" was a good thing.. right?'.

Quarnel ftells, 'if the context is me, it's a good thing'.

Lanfear ftells, 'LOL'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Heh'.

Myronides ftells, 'this isn't an ftell conversation!'.

You ftell, '*laugh*'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Yes it is!'.

Quarnel ftells, 'au contraire'.

Lanfear ftells, 'this is timeline worthy.. Myro is an EMmbarasor'.

You ftell, 'it's an Ftell conversation, it's just not a TELL or SAY conversation'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Heh'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Er...I'm muted???'.

Lanfear ftells, 'somewhere between Ambassador and Attendant.. I'd think '.

Quarnel ftells, 'I'm muted too'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Heh'.

Quarnel ftells, 'Myron is being a sillypuss'.

You ftell, 'MYRONIDES!!'.

c rift myronides

c rift myronides

Lanfear ftells, 'Myro wanting to feel at home'. :)

Lanfear ftells, 'all of us silent '. :)

Quarnel ftells, 'MYR(smut)ONI(smut)D(smut)ES!!!'.

You ftell, '*Hp: 11/150'.

Lanfear ftells, 'heeh!'.

Lanfear arrives from the north.

Lanfear sweeps you into a romantic waltz.

Lanfear rests.

You hug her.

Lanfear grins mischievously.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Unmute me, please.'.

You ftell, 'Myron.'.

You ftell, 'Unmute them.'.

You ftell, 'thank you.'.

Quarnel ftells, 'Unmute me, so I can smut you directly with tells!'.

You ftell, 'oh, HER you could have left muted'.

Lanfear ftells, 'Your tongue is freed!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Thank you.'.

Myronides ftells, 'hehe'.

Quarnel ftells, 'O_O'.

Lanfear ftells, 'thats just too good a feeling Myro'.

Quarnel ftells, 'Your tongue is (smut)freed!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'tums up!'.

Lanfear says (in common), 'hoi'.

You ftell, '"Tums" is a medicine for upset stomachs, Lanny'.

Lanfear ftells, 'not backwards.. nono.. '.

Myronides tumbles out of a tree. Looks like he was chasing someone.

You ftell, '*snicker*'.

You ftell, 'stealthsmut'.

Lanfear ftells, 'and well.. backwards.. it helps the stomach too!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'LOL'.

Quarnel ftells, 'doog si tums?'.

You ftell, 'snicker'.

Lanfear ftells, 'stealthsmut!!!!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'thats a gooood one!'.

The Sanctuary of Fate
[Exits: north]
The breathtaking loveliness of a midnight shadowed garden embraces you. The 
night sky is filled with stars... no, not stars, but strands of light which
shimmer at the edges of sight. The soft call of unseen birds provides sweet
melody to please the ear and the low hoot of an owl echoes out of the trees.
A thick tangle of web-shrouded briar roses marks the boundaries of the area
and every conceivable variety of flower blooms within, despite the darkness.
Here and there, care has been taken to create gathering places in the glade,
from an intimate nook of soft, thick moss beneath a veiling willow tree, to
a low, gentle dell where a large group could rest in comfort. Each cardinal
point is marked by its own unique archway. Ebon flames beckon within a trio 
of them, and the fourth is sealed by an enormous spiderweb. At the heart of 
the clearing is a large round seal of orichalcum.
A small weaving loom is barely visible amidst the trees.
(Intense Light Cyan Aura) Myronides is here.
(Invis) (Light Cyan Aura) Lanfear is resting here.

Cordir looks furtively about and mutters..... "Smut!"

Lanfear smutters.

Quarnel ftells, 'Cordir utters the words 'smut'. You feel different'.

Lanfear smutters to herself.. WHAT is she talking about!

You ftell, '*cackle*'.

Myronides wants to know what was slipped in the water.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Hehe'.

Lanfear ftells, 'heeeh!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'You feel "relieved"?'.

You ftell, 'woot!@'.

Quarnel ftells, 'heheh'.

DarkClaw ftells, '*grin*'.

Quarnel ftells, 'You are "hungry"?'.

You ftell, '"You feel you need a cigarette"'.

DarkClaw ftells, '*rofl* No comment.'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'ACK! Don't mention cigarette...now I have to go AFK!'.

Myronides ftells, 'yeah I'll be um back later '.

Myronides waves happily.

Myronides has left the game.

Lanfear ftells, 'hheehheeh!'.

Lanfear throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Lanfear throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Quarnel ftells, 'wow, we actually scared MYRON off'.

Lanfear ftells, 'we did it!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'NODS'.

You ftell, 'wooooooot'.

Quarnel ftells, '*smut*'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'We rock!'.

Lanfear ftells, 'we rocking suck!'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Hehe'.

Lanfear ftells, 'LOL'.

Quarnel ftells, 'note to self: Smut > Myronides'.

Lanfear ftells, 'hehe.. this was fun '.

DarkClaw ftells, 'AFK for five minutes while I smoke. *poke Cordir*'.

You ftell, 'well, i guess the smut is out of the bag.'.

Lanfear ftells, 'Im gonna get me some sleep'.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Take care, Lanfear.'.

Lanfear hugs you.

You ftell, 'nite, lanny'.

You hug her.

Lanfear ftells, 'nighty night... sweet dreams! *wink*'.

Lanfear stands up.

Lanfear leaves north.

DarkClaw ftells, 'Smutty dreams!'.

Quarnel ftells, 'good(smut) night, Lan'.

Lanfear ftells, 'you just add (smut) to everything now Q??'.

Lanfear ftells, 'heheheheh!'.

Quarnel ftells, 'smut makes you say that?'.

Lanfear ftells, '*CACKLES*'.

Lanfear ftells, 'we need those :P'.

Quarnel ftells, 'snicker'.

Lanfear ftells, 'ok.. been a blast.. be back tomorrow.. to get some xp'.