Sparhawk Reaches Level 40
Log by Sparhawk
<658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
You mutter something inaudible.
<658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Kelek says (in common), 'belg summon shadres'.
<658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c 'summon' Shadres
You lost your concentration.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
l
nod Kel
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth
[Exits: north east south west]
The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through
the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human
inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the
west.
The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.
(Invis) Kelek is here.
(Hide) (Dark Purple Aura) (*Enemy*) Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.
(Invis) (Dark Cyan Aura) (*Ally*) Cresom is here.
(Invis) (Hide) Lexie is here.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
You nod in recognition to him.
l
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth
[Exits: north east south west]
The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through
the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human
inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the
west.
The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.
(Invis) Kelek is here.
(Hide) (Dark Purple Aura) (*Enemy*) Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.
(Invis) (Dark Cyan Aura) (*Ally*) Cresom is here.
(Invis) (Hide) Lexie is here.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Belgarion utters the words, 'gjwwai'.
Shadres arrives suddenly.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Belgarion grins evilly.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c '
Cast <spell> <target>.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > Kelek says (in common), 'thanks'.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c
Cast <spell> <target>.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Belgarion nods.
<658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c 'conf' shad
<658hp(678) 232ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c 'disp
Shadres over-extends his attack, pulling him off-balance!
Shadres dodges your attack.
Shadres dodges your attack.
Shadres's armor deflects your attack.
<658hp(678) 232ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Your dispel evil MUTILATES Shadres.
<658hp(678) 217ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c 'disp
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.
<658hp(678) 217ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Your dispel evil DISEMBOWELS Shadres.
<658hp(678) 202ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c 'disp
Shadres devastates you.
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.
Your crush MASSACRES Shadres.
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.
<627hp(678) 202ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Your dispel evil EVISCERATES Shadres.
<632hp(678) 216ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c 'disp
Shadres utters the words, 'qpaui diesilla'.
Shadres's chain lightning hits you.
Your armor deflects Shadres's attack.
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.
Your crush EVISCERATES Shadres.
<622hp(678) 216ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Your dispel evil *** ANNIHILATES *** Shadres.
<622hp(678) 201ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.
You deftly move out of the way of Shadres's attack.
Your armor deflects Shadres's attack.
You outmaneuver Shadres's dodge attempt.
Your crush MASSACRES Shadres.
<622hp(678) 201ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
c 'disp
Your dispel evil MUTILATES Shadres.
<622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Shadres utters the words, 'eabratlacri'.
Darkness envelops you!
Your armor deflects someone's attack.
Your armor deflects someone's attack.
Your armor deflects someone's attack.
Your crush MUTILATES someone.
c 'disp
<622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Someone utters the words, 'detect magic'.
<622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Your dispel evil DISEMBOWELS someone.
c 'disp
<622hp(678) 171ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Your armor deflects someone's attack.
Someone wounds you.
Your armor deflects someone's attack.
You outmaneuver someone's dodge attempt.
Your crush DISEMBOWELS someone.
Someone is DEAD!!
You receive 200 experience points.
You raise a level!! ### Sparhawk has advanced to level 30.
You have gained 1 hit point.
Your gain is: 1/679 hp, 0/575 m, 5/481 mv, 6/142 prac, 0/0 trn.
Shadres has been killed! You have earned a bonus.
You receive 60 experience points.
You hear someone's death cry.
You see no corpse here.
It is unusually dark...
<607hp(679) 171ma(575) 476mv(481)(44654) 21925gp sp: [commn] >
Someone utters the words, 'gjidies'.
The room grows light again!
The darkness goes away.
Lexie's backstab misses you.
You tell Eluch (in common), 'Thanks'.
<612hp(679) 200ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
A janitor arrives from the east.
Lexie's stab DISEMBOWELS you.
You parry Lexie's attack.
Your crush EVISCERATES Lexie.
Lexie dodges your attack.
Your crush EVISCERATES Lexie.
<558hp(679) 200ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
c 'disp
IvoryTiger protects Lexie.
<558hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Lexie's stab EVISCERATES you.
Lexie's stab DISEMBOWELS you.
You parry Lexie's attack.
Your crush DISEMBOWELS Lexie.
Lexie parries your attack.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Belgarion laughs.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Samiyah stops following you.
Samiyah rescues you!
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
c 'mute'
Lexie gasps in astonishment.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Cast the spell on whom?
A janitor picks up some trash.
Lexie deftly moves out of the way of Samiyah's attack.
Lexie deftly moves out of the way of Samiyah's attack.
Samiyah's jump side kick EVISCERATES Lexie.
Samiyah twists around to lessen the impact of Lexie's attack.
Samiyah dodges Lexie's attack.
Samiyah's riposte MUTILATES Lexie.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > Lexie utters the words, 'yjws'.
k lex
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Lexie parries your attack.
Lexie dodges your attack.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Cresom tells you (in common), 'wanted to log on for that '.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Kelek rescues you!
Kelek dodges Lexie's attack.
Lexie's stab MUTILATES Kelek.
Kelek's pierce DISEMBOWELS Lexie.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
c 'mute'
Cast the spell on whom?
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > Samiyah makes a complicated-looking
gesture.
Samiyah's vampiric touch decimates Lexie.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Lexie utters the words, 'yjws'.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Samiyah's hammer fist EVISCERATES Lexie.
Samiyah's round kick EVISCERATES Lexie.
Samiyah's uppercut EVISCERATES Lexie.
Lexie's stab EVISCERATES Kelek.
Kelek parries Lexie's attack.
Kelek's pierce EVISCERATES Lexie.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Lexie parries your attack.
Lexie dodges your attack.
<440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Cresom tells you (in common), 'Gratz '.
Samiyah rescues you!
<445hp(679) 214ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] >
Samiyah's uppercut DISEMBOWELS Lexie.
Lexie leaves north.
Lexie has fled!
Log by Samiyah
Lexie arrives from the north.
Lexie leaves south.
Belgarion utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Kelek gets the corpse of a ranger guard.
Belgarion utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.
Belgarion is surrounded by a white aura.
Sparhawk smirks.
> scold lexie
They aren't here.
Sparhawk leaves north.
Sparhawk arrives from the north.
Kelek drops the corpse of a ranger guard.
Sparhawk leaves west.
A janitor picks up some trash.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well now'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Well that was interesting'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'I ALMOST DIED'.
Belgarion says (in common), 'seems like a viscious group here'.
You gossip (in common), 'why did you attack Sparhawk?'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'it was a lurve tap'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), '*snickers*'.
The Chapel of Kuroth
[Exits: east]
(Invis) Kelek is here.
(Dark Cyan Aura) Sparhawk is here.
Sparhawk utters the words, 'pzar'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'if i really wanted to hurt him i wouldnt stab an injured person'.
Kelek rests.
Sparhawk utters the words, 'pzar'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'but see! i did no damage'.
Sparhawk says (in common), 'Alright!'.
Sparhawk says (in common), 'To Jill!'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'and you all rip me to shreds '.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'That looked -painful-'.
Kelek gossips (in common), 'samiyah wrecked you'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'it was'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Literally'.
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'I didn't I was watching'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well i had no spells up'.
Kelek says (in common), 'need to get my bounty checked '.
Sparhawk says (in common), 'I told you she was scary'.
You say (in common), 'Me as well.'.
Kelek says (in common), 'there goes the 500k i golded today'.
Sparhawk chuckles at Kelek's joke.
Belgarion says (in common), 'how?'.
You say (in common), 'You check mine, I'll check yours.'.
Kelek nods in recognition to you.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'Samiyah, your uppercut hurt me'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'i jumped out of combat too you weenies'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'and what is a RIPOSTE'.
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'LOL'.
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hurts doesn't it?'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'it does'.
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hehe'.
You gossip (in common), 'you shouldn't have attacked someone I was protecting.'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'oh thats an interesting move....'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'jump side kick'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'she clearly does more yoga than i'.
Golson gossips (in common), 'greetings'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Greets boi'.
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hey Golson'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well i didn't know you were protecting him'.
You gossip (in common), '.. now you do. '.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'and i didn't know your yoga moves were so painful'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'The entire mud was watching me hit eff 40'.
Golson gossips (in common), 'oh wow'.
Golson gossips (in common), 'congratulations'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), '*nods then bows*'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'don't you feel special now Sparhawk'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'we were all there!'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Wow I no longer feel -as- small'.
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'hai <3'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Sup Boi'.
You gossip (in common), 'Hi Pharuin. You were 10 minutes late to the party!'.
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'sexy party!?'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'well if he was there I certainly would've died'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Lol'.
You gossip (in common), 'Yoga Party.'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'rage quit again and you know the story'.
Golson gossips (in common), 'what'.
Golson gossips (in common), 'why'.
Kelek gossips (in common), 'not raage rage'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'i almost died golson!'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Lexie tried to backstab me in Kuroth'.
Golson gossips (in common), 'who is rage'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'all because i give a lurve tap'.
Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'With Sami, Kelek, Cresom and Belg in the room'.
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'Cre's on!?'.
Lexie gossips (in common), 'i knew you were hurt so the backstab did nothing'.
Kelek gossips (in common), 'was'.
Pharuin gossips (in common), 'he's qt'.
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'i messaged him off mud that Spar was gonna level, so he jumped on to be there to witness it'.
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'Cresom was the first person to help Sparhawk as a newbie, his first day logging in.'.
Pharuin tells you (in common), 'oh Cre <3'.
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'but yeah, he hopped back offline.'.
Pharuin tells you (in common), 'not cool'.
You tell Pharuin (in common), 'I keep trying '.
Log by Lexie
The BigSquishy Debacle of 2014 aka The Most Accurate Log of Sparhawk's Lvl 40
There have been other "versions" of Sparhawk's reaching level 40 (congrats again by the way!),
but this is the most accurate because it shows the actual damage and explains how things went
terribly awry, completely by accident I might add.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >e
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth
[Exits: north east south west]
The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through
the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human
inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the
west.
You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going. <---- Oh look, I'm cheering! Is this someone that's up to no good?.
You hear something's death cry.
You hear something's death cry.
You hear something's death cry.
Hot air rushes over you.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
You hear something's death cry.
You hear something's death cry.
Sparhawk nods in recognition to you.
You hop around like a little kid.
Kelek arrives from the east.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Cresom arrives from the east.
You say (in common), 'ok lets watch'. <----- See, I just want to *watch*.
Sparhawk hugs Cresom.
Cresom smiles happily.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >look
It is unusually dark...
Someone's armor deflects someone's attack.
Someone wounds someone.
Someone's armor deflects someone's attack.
Someone outmaneuvers someone's dodge attempt.
Someone's crush DISEMBOWELS someone.
Someone is DEAD!!
You hear someone's death cry.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth
[Exits: north east south west]
The corpse of Shadres is lying here.
The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.
(Invis) Cresom is here.
(Invis) Kelek is here.
Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.
(White Aura) Sparhawk is here.
- Sparhawk has advanced to level 30.
- Sparhawk has advanced to level 30.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn]
>gos Gratz Sparhawk!;cheer;c sun;BS sparh (BS is *not* what you think it is, as explained below!)
Sparhawk says (in common), 'booM'.
Belgarion gossips (in common), 'gratz'.
Samiyah says (in common), 'congrats '.
You gossip (in common), 'Gratz Sparhawk!'.
Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.
Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.
Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.
-------- CUT TO INFOMERCIAL ---------
- The BigSquishy ***
- The BigSquishy ***
Anyone who knows Lord Wish, Foul Sepiod and Master of Alchemy, is also aware the mega millionaire invented,
yes, that's right folks, *invented* the BigSquishy (hereinafter referred to as "BS"). It is, quite simply
and quite perfectly, a big tentacled hug. It is the perfect hug for any celebratory occasion, particularly
when one reaches a milestone such as level 40 or level 50. So get yours now!
Disclaimer: The backstab command can also be used with a "bs." However, this is a very rare occurrence.
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Kelek says (in common), 'gratz'.
Sparhawk bows deeply.
You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going. <----- I *cheered* and of course, a *hug* follows.
Kelek enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.
<982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Sparhawk is hurt and suspicious, and sees you coming...
Your backstab misses Sparhawk. <------ Well a *hug* was supposed to follow....
A janitor arrives from the east.
Your stab *** PULVERIZES *** Sparhawk!
Sparhawk parries your attack.
Sparhawk's crush barely touches you.
You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's attack.
Sparhawk's crush does lukewarm damage.
<952hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >gasp
Your stab EVISCERATES Sparhawk.
Your stab DISEMBOWELS Sparhawk.
Sparhawk parries your attack.
Sparhawk's crush EVISCERATES you.
You parry Sparhawk's attack.
<890hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Belgarion laughs. <------- Oh sure, laugh as you stand there!
Samiyah rescues Sparhawk!
You gasp in complete and utter astonishment. <------ I realize the BS turned into a bs.
<890hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
A janitor picks up some trash.
You deftly move out of the way of Samiyah's attack.
You deftly move out of the way of Samiyah's attack.
Samiyah's half moon yoga dance move *** ANNIHILATES *** you! <---- Sign me up for that yoga class!
Samiyah twists around like a belly-dancing contortionist to lessen the impact of your attack.
Samiyah dodges your attack.
Samiyah's bedpost MUTILATES you.
< 710hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >c jump
You jump out of combat! <--- Look! I jumped out!
You parry Sparhawk's completely unwarranted and abhorrent attack. <--- Look! He dragged me back in!
You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's outrageously ridiculous attack.
< 710hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Kelek rescues Sparhawk! <---- *GROAN*
Kelek dodges your attack.
Your stab *** ATOMIZES *** Kelek!!
Kelek's pierce barely scratches you.
< 705hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Samiyah makes a complicated-looking gesture.
Samiyah's vampiric touch decimates you.
Samiyah's hammer face palm *** VAPORIZES *** your face!
Your botox festers and oozes.
< 660hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Samiyah's round buttkick MASSACRES your bottom.
Your tushy implants shatter!
Samiyah's uppercut *** PULVERIZES *** your jaw!
Your stab *** OBLITERATES *** Kelek!
Kelek parries your attack.
Kelek's pierce *** LIQUEFIES *** what's left of your spleen.
< 360hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >c jump
You jump out of combat! Again! <---- Look! I jumped AGAIN!
You parry Sparhawk's totally uncalled for attack. Again! <---- Look! He dragged me in AGAIN!
You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's abhorrent attack. Again!
< 360hp(982) 655ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >
Samiyah rescues Sparhawk! Again!
Samiyah's uppercut *** PULVERIZES *** your jaw! Again!
Attempting to flee...
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
I hereby certify the foregoing log is true and correct.
Mostly.
And, in the words of the Greatest Sepiod of all time, SQUISH, SQUISH!