The Eldest Evil
Log by Maimer, Edited by Cordir. Approximately February 10, 2012.
Natilena gossips, 'Sagan.. you... LEVELED?? Hell must be freezing over'.
Caradoc gossips, 'It is.'.
>who caradoc
1 player.
Hel [ Retired ] Caradoc: flicker of Beer Nuts
You gossip (in common), 'omg'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Why else would *I* be here?'.
You gossip (in common), 'to borrow a phrase from lexie'.
> who 30
8 players.
Hel [ Retired ] Caradoc: flicker of Beer Nuts Hel [ Th:16 Ra:20 Ma:20 ] Sylar Eclipse, Mystikal Mage of Chocolate. *Bliss* Dwa [ The Hound ] Sagan'dari. Elf [ Greater Goddess ] Natilena is a bit afk'ish! sorry! Hum [ Tg:25 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Troy the thar thread thumper Elf [ Ma:22 Th:22 Wa:22 ] Nazareth, Sunshine of the Nashite Magi. `////' Elf [ Ra:30 Cl:30 Th:30 ] Maimer, Brimstone Preacher and Sentry of Legion EMS Hum [ Demigod ] Cecil, Lord Commander of the Legion.
Bliss gossips, 'Greetings, yummies'.
You gossip (in common), 'um, hopefully feed me is not around the corner?'.
Bliss gossips, 'Maimer you just saved all mankind'.
Bliss gossips, 'and womankind'.
You gossip (in common), 'omg'.
Bliss gossips, 'I was about to deep fry you all :P'.
You hear the Kurgan's words, "Hello, pretty."
Bliss spanks you playfully. OUCH!
Bliss spanks you playfully. OUCH!
You gossip (in common), 'well... everything tastes good that is deep fried'.
Bliss gossips, 'I would, on behalf of Cordir, like any stories you might have, or information, about Caradoc!'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'deep fried leather shoe... mmmm'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Me and my followers had good times with the plague in Elemental Valley.'.
Bliss gossips, 'I'm a mere newbie and don't know anything, so your anecdotes are appreciated, before I officially interview him'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'He flicked me in both eyes with beer nuts.'.
Bliss gossips, 'hehe'.
Caradoc gossips, 'And that's not the only targets. ;)'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'Rather Impressed, lots of ricocheting, and he still got me.'.
You gossip (in common), 'this going to be a public interview?'.
Bliss gossips, 'Sure, can you please take the mic, Preacher?!'.
Bliss gossips, 'I'm fumbling with my cue cards'.
You gossip (in common), 'Hello everyone, and welcome to the TFC Immortal Interview show!'.
Bliss gossips, '*Applause* or DIE'.
Someone gossips, 'Can we rift?'.
You gossip (in common), 'We are just about ready to get started, so please find your seats, conessions are in the back!'.
Misery gossips (in common), '*Cheer* is that ok, chocolatey one?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Where's the beer?'.
You gossip (in common), 'When the applause light flashes, I suggest your cheer..... with great applause!'.
Nazareth gossips (in elven), 'in barrels at Mish'.
Lore gossips (in common), 'at the local pub?'.
Misery gossips (in common), '*GRAND APPLAUSE*'.
Bliss gossips, '*cheer*'.
Caradoc gossips, 'You're all wrong. The correct answer is "Inside me, soon."'.
Misery gossips (in common), '*GULP*'.
Misery gossips (in common), '*RUNS*'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'NOT MY BEER!!!'.
Bliss gossips, 'Maimer you are failing'.
You gossip (in common), 'The program will begin shortly!'.
Your failure has been noted.
You gossip (in common), 'You will soon witness acts of unspeakable awe, magic, and awesomeness of TFC past!'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'Will it be in HD?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Assuming anyone can remember that far back, anyway.'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'Or formated to fit this screen?'.
Natilena gossips, 'I'm just going to record this and watch later if thats ok'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'TIVO!'.
Natilena gossips, 'EXACTLY!'.
Bliss gossips, 'So you can forward over the Maimer infomercials...clever, very clever!'.
You gossip (in common), 'For a small bit of Trivia, how many rules did Caradoc have?'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'I don't wanna the the "Schticky" infomercial'.
Caradoc gossips, 'I have a primo ZOT waiting for anyone who runs infomercials on me...'.
Natilena gossips, 'the Schticky was the funniest thing ever!'.
Misery gossips (in common), 'It's a beer nut flying towards your screen and cracks it.'.
Bliss tells you, 'Was he evil? or what was following theme? or you going to ask all that? (in case he already said and i missed it)'.
You gossip (in common), 'Caradoc only had two rules! #1 Do what Caradoc does, and #2 see rule #1'.
You tell Bliss (in common), 'oh yes he was evil!'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Someone's been reading my old bio.'.
You tell Bliss (in common), 'oldest god according ot wiki'.
Bliss tells you, 'nice!'.
Bliss tells you, 'oldest as in OLD or just first one?'.
Bliss tells you, 'well ask all that!'.
You tell Bliss (in common), 'i dont remember his theme ... you gonna make me interview him? hrmph well ok'.
You gossip (in common), 'Caradoc, did you following have a theme?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Yep. Most of my followers were thieves.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Did you require them to have any special titles?'.
Bliss tells you, 'yes! or we can share question duties'.
You tell Bliss (in common), 'hehehe k =)'.
You tell Bliss (in common), 'feel free to interject as nesc :P'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Titles weren't really in vogue at the time. I'm not even sure they were supported for mortals.'.
Bliss tells you, 'my brain is short circuiting thats why I was wanting YOU to!'.
You tell Bliss (in common), 'eheheh k :P'.
Bliss gossips, 'Was there a name of your following?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Yes.'.
Misery gossips (in common), '"Awe Nuts"'.
Bliss gossips, 'It was the Awe Nuts?!'.
You gossip (in common), 'and Caradoc is so evil, if you hear the name of his following, you might die'.
Caradoc gossips, 'My followers used to wreak havoc in Midgaard. We'd go to Elemental Valley and deliberately pick up plague, and spread it in town.'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Made it easier to loot bodies.'.
Bliss gossips, 'Aha! So you are responsible for the resurgence of plague?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'That depends on which particular resurgence you mean.'.
You gossip (in common), 'It has resurfaced somewhat, we have had to reinstitute the EMS'.
Caradoc gossips, 'The plague was pretty darned nasty back then. People died from it a lot.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Did your followers mainly steal and plague others, did they engage in direct fights? or more subtle kills?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Subtlety was the rule of the day. I do recall we staged a full-on war in town, though.'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Infected all of the guards with plague, killed them, killed shopkeepers...'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Had a ball until they started repopping at full strength. Got a bit icky then.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Often people were unable to buy bread, recalls or other basic items when that happened'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Yep.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Did goods rule the day or was it mostly evil during your time?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'For a short time, I was the only active god - the other one got himself obliterated by the Implementors.'.
Caradoc gossips, 'And his name shall not be spoken...'.
Tynian gossips, 'Iggy, I believe'.
Tynian gossips, 'Ha!'.
Bliss gossips, 'what other immortals were active at the time, if you recall?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Well, Tynian can do that, I guess...'.
Caradoc gossips, 'But as I recall, that name was stricken from all of the rolls.'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Honestly, I forget. That's common with us old folks.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Ah, do you have any favorite memories of your following? Sounds like the MG assault was pretty awesome'.
Bliss gossips, 'Were you ever married?'.
Bliss gossips, 'Kids?!'.
Bliss gossips, 'in the mud that is'.
Caradoc gossips, 'No.'.
Bliss gossips, 'I think there is a space there on the side on wiki for that'.
Caradoc gossips, 'My RL wife would have really frowned on that.'.
Someone gossips (in common), 'is Bliss asking :P'.
You gossip (in common), 'Did you have a temple?'.
Bliss gossips, 'I'm asking for those spots to be filled :P'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Never did have a temple. They didn't exist yet.'.
Bliss gossips, 'on the side! u know!'.
You gossip (in common), 'Where you visible usually?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Speaking of, my offspring is demanding attention...'.
Caradoc gossips, 'BRB'.
Bliss gossips, 'Preacher, you are failing miserably in your interview duties'.
Bliss gossips, 'And my last brain cell is fried!'.
You gossip (in common), 'Hey I got no notice that I was supposed to do this! :P'.
Bliss gossips, 'well me neither but I know Cordir will yell if I dont!'.
Caradoc gossips, 'When I had followers, I usually remained invisible when I was on.'.
Caradoc oozes from a shadow...
Mish curtseys gracefully to Caradoc.
You gossip (in common), 'Did you follow them around?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Yes'.
You gossip (in common), 'Were you allowed to heal and cast spells on them?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Like when I had them pick up plague, I'd follow them back to town and keep healing them so they'd stay infected but not die.'.
Allanthon leaves up.
Caradoc leaves diagonally.
Bliss gossips, 'What was your Hometown, as a mortal'.
Caradoc gossips, 'There was only one: Midgaard.'.
Bliss gossips, 'Oh really?'.
Bliss gossips, 'for all races?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Hometowns sprang up long after.'.
Bliss gossips, 'You *are* old'.
You gossip (in common), 'what was the most dangerous area during your time?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'It was over fifteen real years ago.'.
Bliss gossips, 'Who was your favorite follower?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'I really don't recall.'.
The newsboy arrives from above.
The newsboy bows before Caradoc.
Caradoc pokes the newsboy in the ribs.
The newsboy grovels before Caradoc.
Misery gossips (in common), 'Was there OM's back in the day?'.
You gossip (in common), 'Do you remember who of your followers first immorted?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'OM?'.
Mutex gossips (in common), 'Ordained Mortals'.
Bliss gossips, 'Oh like a paladin'.
Caradoc gossips, 'No.'.
Bliss gossips, 'but evil!'.
You gossip (in common), 'There were only Paladins back then and they were good only?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'I don't recall paladins.'.
You gossip (in common), 'did Paladins even exist during your time?'.
You gossip (in common), '*nod*'.
Bliss gossips, 'Did you have an arch nemesis, either when you were mortal or immortal?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Yes, but he got obliterated. ;)'.
Bliss gossips, 'Ohh right'.
Bliss gossips, 'even after him? None?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'I kind of drifted away from playing much after the obliteration.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Was <bleep> also evil?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'I think so.'.
Bliss gossips, 'What was your holy symbol? If you recall'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Didn't have one.'.
Bliss looks at Caradoc.
Tokugawa gossips, 'did you have a favorite mortal in your following?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Not that I can remember. I probably did.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Did you have ftell for followers?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Yes.'.
You gossip (in common), 'Did slue exist?'.
Caradoc gossips, 'Hate to run, but the offspring is teething... time to get some stuff out of the fridge.'.
Caradoc gossips, 'http://www.flickr.com/photos/iaincaradoc/6846538391/'.
Caradoc gossips, ':)'.
Bliss gossips, 'Well come back when you see Cordir vis!'.
Bliss gossips, 'She's the best interviewer :)'.
You gossip (in common), 'understand =) Good to talk to you!'.
Caradoc gossips, 'I'll try.'.
Bliss gossips, 'and Come back'.
Bliss gossips, 'nice to see you'.
who
15 players.
Elf [ Ra:30 Th:30 Cl:30 ] Hedschott, Malicious Inquisitor of the Nashite Magi
Elf [ Cl:29 Th:25 Ra:25 ] Allanthon Stormcloud, Shrouded Druid of the Wise -EMS-
Hum [ Greater God ] Tokugawa.
Dwa [ Founder ] Tynian: So, um, yeah.
Hum [ Goddess ] Bliss heard him holler, but didn't let go.
Elf [ Ma:19 Ra:15 ] Mutex is all locked up
Hel [ Retired ] Caradoc: flicker of Beer Nuts
Hel [ Th:16 Ra:20 Ma:20 ] Sylar Eclipse, Mystikal Mage of Chocolate. *Bliss*
Gno [ Cl: 9 ] Misery is a walking disaster.
Elf [ Greater Goddess ] Natilena is a bit afk'ish! sorry!
Hum [ Tg:25 Ra:30 Ma:30 ] Troy the thar thread thumper
Hum [ Ma:12 Wa:11 ] Lore's you into the Wyld
Elf [ Ma:22 Th:22 Wa:22 ] Nazareth, Sunshine of the Nashite Magi. `////'
Elf [ Ra:30 Cl:30 Th:30 ] Maimer, Brimstone Preacher and Sentry of Legion EMS
Hum [ Demigod ] [GS] Cecil, Lord Commander of the Legion. <Inv 71>
Bliss tells you, 'i hope he comes back when Cordir is vis!'.
Bliss tells you, 'we sucketh'.
You tell Bliss (in common), '*nod*'.