Sparhawk Reaches Level 40
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Log by Sparhawk
<BR> <658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> You mutter something inaudible.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Kelek says (in common), 'belg summon shadres'.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 307ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'summon' Shadres<BR> You lost your concentration.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> l<BR> nod Kel<BR> A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR> [Exits: north east south west]<BR> The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through<BR> the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human<BR> inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the<BR> west.<BR> The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.<BR> (Invis) Kelek is here.<BR> (Hide) (Dark Purple Aura) (*Enemy*) Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.<BR> (Invis) (Dark Cyan Aura) (*Ally*) Cresom is here.<BR> (Invis) (Hide) Lexie is here.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> You nod in recognition to him.<BR> <BR> l<BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR> [Exits: north east south west]<BR> The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through<BR> the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human<BR> inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the<BR> west.<BR> The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.<BR> (Invis) Kelek is here.<BR> (Hide) (Dark Purple Aura) (*Enemy*) Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.<BR> (Invis) (Dark Cyan Aura) (*Ally*) Cresom is here.<BR> (Invis) (Hide) Lexie is here.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Belgarion utters the words, 'gjwwai'.<BR> Shadres arrives suddenly.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Belgarion grins evilly.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c '<BR> Cast <spell> <target>.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > Kelek says (in common), 'thanks'.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c <BR> Cast <spell> <target>.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Belgarion nods.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 282ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'conf' shad<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 232ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'disp<BR> <BR> Shadres over-extends his attack, pulling him off-balance!<BR> Shadres dodges your attack.<BR> Shadres dodges your attack.<BR> Shadres's armor deflects your attack.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 232ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Your dispel evil MUTILATES Shadres.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 217ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'disp<BR> <BR> Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR> Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 217ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Your dispel evil DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR> <BR> <658hp(678) 202ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'disp<BR> <BR> Shadres devastates you.<BR> Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR> Your crush MASSACRES Shadres.<BR> Your crush DISEMBOWELS Shadres.<BR> <BR> <627hp(678) 202ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Your dispel evil EVISCERATES Shadres.<BR> <BR> <632hp(678) 216ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'disp<BR> <BR> Shadres utters the words, 'qpaui diesilla'.<BR> Shadres's chain lightning hits you.<BR> Your armor deflects Shadres's attack.<BR> Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR> Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR> Your crush EVISCERATES Shadres.<BR> <BR> <622hp(678) 216ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Your dispel evil *** ANNIHILATES *** Shadres.<BR> <BR> <622hp(678) 201ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Your magical protection blocks Shadres's attack.<BR> You deftly move out of the way of Shadres's attack.<BR> Your armor deflects Shadres's attack.<BR> You outmaneuver Shadres's dodge attempt.<BR> Your crush MASSACRES Shadres.<BR> <BR> <622hp(678) 201ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'disp<BR> Your dispel evil MUTILATES Shadres.<BR> <BR> <622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Shadres utters the words, 'eabratlacri'.<BR> Darkness envelops you!<BR> Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR> Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR> Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR> Your crush MUTILATES someone.<BR> <BR> c 'disp<BR> <622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Someone utters the words, 'detect magic'.<BR> <BR> <622hp(678) 186ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Your dispel evil DISEMBOWELS someone.<BR> <BR> c 'disp<BR> <622hp(678) 171ma(575) 476mv(476)(108) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR> Someone wounds you.<BR> Your armor deflects someone's attack.<BR> You outmaneuver someone's dodge attempt.<BR> Your crush DISEMBOWELS someone.<BR> Someone is DEAD!!<BR> You receive 200 experience points.<BR> You raise a level!! ### Sparhawk has advanced to level 30.<BR> <BR> You have gained 1 hit point.<BR> Your gain is: 1/679 hp, 0/575 m, 5/481 mv, 6/142 prac, 0/0 trn.<BR> Shadres has been killed! You have earned a bonus.<BR> You receive 60 experience points.<BR> You hear someone's death cry.<BR> You see no corpse here.<BR> It is unusually dark... <BR> <BR> <607hp(679) 171ma(575) 476mv(481)(44654) 21925gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Someone utters the words, 'gjidies'.<BR> The room grows light again!<BR> The darkness goes away.<BR> <BR> Lexie's backstab misses you.<BR> You tell Eluch (in common), 'Thanks'.<BR> <BR> <612hp(679) 200ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> A janitor arrives from the east.<BR> Lexie's stab DISEMBOWELS you.<BR> You parry Lexie's attack.<BR> Your crush EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR> Lexie dodges your attack.<BR> Your crush EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR> <BR> <558hp(679) 200ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'disp<BR> IvoryTiger protects Lexie.<BR> <BR> <558hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Lexie's stab EVISCERATES you.<BR> Lexie's stab DISEMBOWELS you.<BR> You parry Lexie's attack.<BR> Your crush DISEMBOWELS Lexie.<BR> Lexie parries your attack.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Belgarion laughs.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Samiyah stops following you.<BR> Samiyah rescues you!<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'mute'<BR> <BR> Lexie gasps in astonishment.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Cast the spell on whom?<BR> A janitor picks up some trash.<BR> Lexie deftly moves out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR> Lexie deftly moves out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR> Samiyah's jump side kick EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR> Samiyah twists around to lessen the impact of Lexie's attack.<BR> Samiyah dodges Lexie's attack.<BR> Samiyah's riposte MUTILATES Lexie.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > Lexie utters the words, 'yjws'.<BR> <BR> k lex<BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Lexie parries your attack.<BR> Lexie dodges your attack.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Cresom tells you (in common), 'wanted to log on for that '.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Kelek rescues you!<BR> Kelek dodges Lexie's attack.<BR> Lexie's stab MUTILATES Kelek.<BR> Kelek's pierce DISEMBOWELS Lexie.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> c 'mute'<BR> Cast the spell on whom?<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > Samiyah makes a complicated-looking <BR> gesture.<BR> Samiyah's vampiric touch decimates Lexie.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> Lexie utters the words, 'yjws'.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Samiyah's hammer fist EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR> Samiyah's round kick EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR> Samiyah's uppercut EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR> Lexie's stab EVISCERATES Kelek.<BR> Kelek parries Lexie's attack.<BR> Kelek's pierce EVISCERATES Lexie.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Lexie parries your attack.<BR> Lexie dodges your attack.<BR> <BR> <440hp(679) 185ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Cresom tells you (in common), 'Gratz '.<BR> Samiyah rescues you!<BR> <BR> <445hp(679) 214ma(575) 481mv(481)(44654) 24291gp sp: [commn] > <BR> <BR> Samiyah's uppercut DISEMBOWELS Lexie.<BR> Lexie leaves north.<BR> Lexie has fled!<BR>
Log by Samiyah
<BR> Lexie arrives from the north.<BR> Lexie leaves south.<BR> <BR> Belgarion utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.<BR> Kelek gets the corpse of a ranger guard.<BR> <BR> Belgarion utters the words, 'gaiqhjabral'.<BR> Belgarion is surrounded by a white aura.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk smirks.<BR> <BR> > scold lexie<BR> They aren't here.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk leaves north.<BR> Sparhawk arrives from the north.<BR> <BR> Kelek drops the corpse of a ranger guard.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk leaves west.<BR> <BR> A janitor picks up some trash.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'well now'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Well that was interesting'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'I ALMOST DIED'.<BR> <BR> Belgarion says (in common), 'seems like a viscious group here'.<BR> <BR> You gossip (in common), 'why did you attack Sparhawk?'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'it was a lurve tap'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), '*snickers*'.<BR> <BR> The Chapel of Kuroth<BR> [Exits: east]<BR> (Invis) Kelek is here.<BR> (Dark Cyan Aura) Sparhawk is here.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk utters the words, 'pzar'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'if i really wanted to hurt him i wouldnt stab an injured person'.<BR> <BR> Kelek rests.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk utters the words, 'pzar'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'but see! i did no damage'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk says (in common), 'Alright!'.<BR> Sparhawk says (in common), 'To Jill!'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'and you all rip me to shreds '.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'That looked -painful-'.<BR> <BR> Kelek gossips (in common), 'samiyah wrecked you'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'it was'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Literally'.<BR> <BR> Belgarion gossips (in common), 'I didn't I was watching'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'well i had no spells up'.<BR> <BR> Kelek says (in common), 'need to get my bounty checked '.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk says (in common), 'I told you she was scary'.<BR> <BR> You say (in common), 'Me as well.'.<BR> <BR> Kelek says (in common), 'there goes the 500k i golded today'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk chuckles at Kelek's joke.<BR> <BR> Belgarion says (in common), 'how?'.<BR> <BR> You say (in common), 'You check mine, I'll check yours.'.<BR> <BR> Kelek nods in recognition to you.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'Samiyah, your uppercut hurt me'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'i jumped out of combat too you weenies'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'and what is a RIPOSTE'.<BR> <BR> Belgarion gossips (in common), 'LOL'.<BR> Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hurts doesn't it?'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'it does'.<BR> <BR> Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hehe'.<BR> <BR> You gossip (in common), 'you shouldn't have attacked someone I was protecting.'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'oh thats an interesting move....'.<BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'jump side kick'.<BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'she clearly does more yoga than i'.<BR> <BR> Golson gossips (in common), 'greetings'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Greets boi'.<BR> <BR> Belgarion gossips (in common), 'hey Golson'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'well i didn't know you were protecting him'.<BR> <BR> You gossip (in common), '.. now you do. '.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'and i didn't know your yoga moves were so painful'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'The entire mud was watching me hit eff 40'.<BR> <BR> Golson gossips (in common), 'oh wow'.<BR> Golson gossips (in common), 'congratulations'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), '*nods then bows*'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'don't you feel special now Sparhawk'.<BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'we were all there!'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Wow I no longer feel -as- small'.<BR> <BR> Pharuin gossips (in common), 'hai <3'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Sup Boi'.<BR> <BR> You gossip (in common), 'Hi Pharuin. You were 10 minutes late to the party!'.<BR> <BR> Pharuin gossips (in common), 'sexy party!?'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'well if he was there I certainly would've died'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Lol'.<BR> <BR> You gossip (in common), 'Yoga Party.'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'rage quit again and you know the story'.<BR> <BR> Golson gossips (in common), 'what'.<BR> Golson gossips (in common), 'why'.<BR> <BR> Kelek gossips (in common), 'not raage rage'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'i almost died golson!'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'Lexie tried to backstab me in Kuroth'.<BR> <BR> Golson gossips (in common), 'who is rage'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'all because i give a lurve tap'.<BR> <BR> Sparhawk gossips (in common), 'With Sami, Kelek, Cresom and Belg in the room'.<BR> <BR> Pharuin gossips (in common), 'Cre's on!?'.<BR> <BR> Lexie gossips (in common), 'i knew you were hurt so the backstab did nothing'.<BR> <BR> Kelek gossips (in common), 'was'.<BR> <BR> Pharuin gossips (in common), 'he's qt'.<BR> <BR> You tell Pharuin (in common), 'i messaged him off mud that Spar was gonna level, so he jumped on to be there to witness it'.<BR> <BR> You tell Pharuin (in common), 'Cresom was the first person to help Sparhawk as a newbie, his first day logging in.'.<BR> <BR> Pharuin tells you (in common), 'oh Cre <3'.<BR> <BR> You tell Pharuin (in common), 'but yeah, he hopped back offline.'.<BR> <BR> Pharuin tells you (in common), 'not cool'.<BR> <BR> You tell Pharuin (in common), 'I keep trying '.<BR>
Log by Lexie
<BR> <BR> The BigSquishy Debacle of 2014 aka The Most Accurate Log of Sparhawk's Lvl 40<BR> There have been other "versions" of Sparhawk's reaching level 40 (congrats again by the way!), <BR> but this is the most accurate because it shows the actual damage and explains how things went <BR> terribly awry, completely by accident I might add.<BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >e<BR> <BR> A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR> [Exits: north east south west]<BR> The walls of the cave are covered in luminescent moss. As you walk through<BR> the caves you notice their natural appearance has been altered by the human<BR> inhabitants. A small alcove is to the east, and a larger cave lies to the<BR> west.<BR> <BR> You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going. <---- Oh look, I'm cheering! Is this someone that's up to no good?.<BR> You hear something's death cry.<BR> You hear something's death cry.<BR> You hear something's death cry.<BR> Hot air rushes over you.<BR> <BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> You hear something's death cry.<BR> You hear something's death cry.<BR> Sparhawk nods in recognition to you.<BR> You hop around like a little kid.<BR> Kelek arrives from the east.<BR> <BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Cresom arrives from the east.<BR> You say (in common), 'ok lets watch'. <----- See, I just want to *watch*.<BR> Sparhawk hugs Cresom.<BR> Cresom smiles happily.<BR> <BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >look<BR> <BR> It is unusually dark... <BR> <BR> Someone's armor deflects someone's attack.<BR> Someone wounds someone.<BR> Someone's armor deflects someone's attack.<BR> Someone outmaneuvers someone's dodge attempt.<BR> Someone's crush DISEMBOWELS someone.<BR> Someone is DEAD!!<BR> You hear someone's death cry.<BR> <BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> A Cave in the Caverns of Kuroth<BR> [Exits: north east south west]<BR> The corpse of Shadres is lying here.<BR> The corpse of a ranger guard is lying here.<BR> (Invis) Cresom is here.<BR> (Invis) Kelek is here.<BR> Lord Belgarion, The Supreme Finder, is here.<BR> (White Aura) Sparhawk is here.<BR> ### Sparhawk has advanced to level 30.<BR> <BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] <BR> >gos Gratz Sparhawk!;cheer;c sun;BS sparh (BS is *not* what you think it is, as explained below!)<BR> <BR> Sparhawk says (in common), 'booM'.<BR> Belgarion gossips (in common), 'gratz'.<BR> Samiyah says (in common), 'congrats '.<BR> You gossip (in common), 'Gratz Sparhawk!'.<BR> Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR> Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR> Cresom enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR> <BR> <BR> -------- CUT TO INFOMERCIAL ---------<BR> <BR> *** The BigSquishy ***<BR> <BR> Anyone who knows Lord Wish, Foul Sepiod and Master of Alchemy, is also aware the mega millionaire invented, <BR> yes, that's right folks, *invented* the BigSquishy (hereinafter referred to as "BS"). It is, quite simply <BR> and quite perfectly, a big tentacled hug. It is the perfect hug for any celebratory occasion, particularly <BR> when one reaches a milestone such as level 40 or level 50. So get yours now!<BR> Disclaimer: The backstab command can also be used with a "bs." However, this is a very rare occurrence.<BR> <BR> Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.<BR> <BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Kelek says (in common), 'gratz'.<BR> Sparhawk bows deeply.<BR> You cheer enthusiastically at the way things are going. <----- I *cheered* and of course, a *hug* follows.<BR> Kelek enthusiastically cheers Sparhawk to victory.<BR> <BR> <BR> <982hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Sparhawk is hurt and suspicious, and sees you coming...<BR> Your backstab misses Sparhawk. <------ Well a *hug* was supposed to follow....<BR> A janitor arrives from the east.<BR> Your stab *** PULVERIZES *** Sparhawk!<BR> Sparhawk parries your attack.<BR> Sparhawk's crush barely touches you.<BR> You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's attack.<BR> Sparhawk's crush does lukewarm damage.<BR> <BR> <BR> <952hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >gasp<BR> <BR> Your stab EVISCERATES Sparhawk.<BR> Your stab DISEMBOWELS Sparhawk.<BR> Sparhawk parries your attack.<BR> Sparhawk's crush EVISCERATES you.<BR> You parry Sparhawk's attack.<BR> <BR> <BR> <890hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Belgarion laughs. <------- Oh sure, laugh as you stand there!<BR> Samiyah rescues Sparhawk!<BR> You gasp in complete and utter astonishment. <------ I realize the BS turned into a bs.<BR> <BR> <BR> <890hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> A janitor picks up some trash.<BR> You deftly move out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR> You deftly move out of the way of Samiyah's attack.<BR> Samiyah's half moon yoga dance move *** ANNIHILATES *** you! <---- Sign me up for that yoga class!<BR> Samiyah twists around like a belly-dancing contortionist to lessen the impact of your attack. <BR> Samiyah dodges your attack.<BR> Samiyah's bedpost MUTILATES you. <BR> <BR> <BR> < 710hp(982) 684ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >c jump<BR> <BR> You jump out of combat! <--- Look! I jumped out!<BR> You parry Sparhawk's completely unwarranted and abhorrent attack. <--- Look! He dragged me back in!<BR> You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's outrageously ridiculous attack.<BR> <BR> <BR> < 710hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Kelek rescues Sparhawk! <---- *GROAN*<BR> Kelek dodges your attack.<BR> Your stab *** ATOMIZES *** Kelek!!<BR> Kelek's pierce barely scratches you.<BR> <BR> <BR> < 705hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Samiyah makes a complicated-looking gesture.<BR> Samiyah's vampiric touch decimates you.<BR> Samiyah's hammer face palm *** VAPORIZES *** your face!<BR> Your botox festers and oozes.<BR> <BR> <BR> < 660hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Samiyah's round buttkick MASSACRES your bottom.<BR> Your tushy implants shatter! <BR> Samiyah's uppercut *** PULVERIZES *** your jaw!<BR> Your stab *** OBLITERATES *** Kelek!<BR> Kelek parries your attack.<BR> Kelek's pierce *** LIQUEFIES *** what's left of your spleen.<BR> <BR> <BR> < 360hp(982) 670ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] >c jump<BR> <BR> You jump out of combat! Again! <---- Look! I jumped AGAIN!<BR> You parry Sparhawk's totally uncalled for attack. Again! <---- Look! He dragged me in AGAIN!<BR> You deftly move out of the way of Sparhawk's abhorrent attack. Again!<BR> <BR> <BR> < 360hp(982) 655ma(684) 602mv(602)(60135) 1831gp ft: none sp: [commn] ><BR> <BR> Samiyah rescues Sparhawk! Again!<BR> Samiyah's uppercut *** PULVERIZES *** your jaw! Again!<BR> Attempting to flee...<BR> <BR> <BR> There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. <BR> I hereby certify the foregoing log is true and correct.<BR> Mostly.<BR> And, in the words of the Greatest Sepiod of all time, SQUISH, SQUISH! <BR>